🐾 Episode 1: The Dog Did It!

A Statement from Jack, Head of Quality Control 🐾

Dear Humans,

I would like to address some rather serious allegations concerning a set of damaged window blinds.

Firstly, I was merely conducting a routine inspection.

Secondly, nobody specifically told me that blinds weren't chew toys.

And thirdly, I find it deeply unfair that everyone immediately assumes the dog is responsible.

Was I at the scene? Yes.

Were there broken blinds? Possibly.

Do I have an explanation for the suspicious-looking slat sticking out of my mouth?

My lawyer has advised me not to comment.

Anyway, apparently the humans at Bendelow Window Covering Services can repair all sorts of window covering problems.

Which is fortunate, really.

No further questions, please.

Love,

Jack 🐾Head of Quality Control & Chief Mischief Officer

P.S. Does anyone know a good lawyer who accepts payment in biscuits? 😂